This crafted rum is comparable to Captain Moron.
NOT!!!!!!!!. THROW A JIGGER IN YOUR MOUTH, SLOSH IT AROUND WITH YOUR TONGUE, GARGLE IF YOU WISH. ALLOW IT TO CASCADE PAST THE TONGUE AND DOWN THE ESOPHAGUS. NEURONS IN YOUR BRAIN WILL MAKE CONNECTIONS THAT HAVEN'T CONNECTED IN A LONG WHILE. ENDORPHINS WILL RUSH THROUGH YOUR BODY IN WAVES BRINGING PLEASURES LONG FORGOTTEN. IT'S ABOUT TIME SOMEONE MADE A REALLY BAD RUM. THANK YOU DOCTOR BROWN!
LIL' JOE
THE RUMMY DUMMY